Islam and the Big Bong Theory

Islam, why does God need you to kill me? If He wanted me dead, I’d be dead (or I wouldn’t have existed in the first place). Choose: 1.God can’t kill me. 2.God doesn’t want me dead. 3.God doesn’t exist. Which is it? I mean, you really don’t give your god much credit. People insult me all the time, and I don’t want them dead. What makes you think God is so petty that He can’t even take a joke? If you’re enlightened, then you can laugh at yourself. Why am I more enlightened than your god?

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25 Comments

  • zeffii says:

    excellent… I …
    excellent… I doubt this video will go unnoticed :) “bedwetting allah” heheh!

  • Surhotchaperchlorome says:

    When are we going …
    When are we going to see the Holy Spirit?

  • ChemiMahpour says:

    the word “Earth” in …
    the word “Earth” in the Quran means “Continent”,not the sphere Planet with Water on it.
    Also u should read the Arabic Quran to understand the clear meaning of this verse in a scientific way,not the simple translations that are totally useless for clear research.

  • JonathanClement140 says:

    “you keep making …
    “you keep making these accusations and i swear ill kill you!”

    Oh HA HA HA HA! Every time you say you’ll kill in the name of islam, you only serve to damage it further! I suggest you stop it if you want people to take your religion seriously.

  • Akatam0t0ma says:

    “im muslim and i …
    “im muslim and i dont like this i respect all religion as i respect islam”

    Though you are probably lying about respecting other religions, If you truly believe religion somehow deserves respect, then you are, quite frankly, a moron. Respect is something that is earned, and religion(Especially Islam), has earned non. Under what burden are we anyway to respect other people’s ridiculous, factually unfounded and intellectually bankrupt superstitions?

  • 1GOD1ALLAH says:

    Its not about …
    Its not about disrespect
    This video showed how big bang occurred in Qur’an

  • BipedalHumanoid says:

    you want to marry a …
    you want to marry a 6yo girl?

  • ChipZilla69 says:

    Lets hope you never …
    Lets hope you never change your views or you will get killed for being an apostate. Then two angeles will smash your head with a hammer in the grave before 9 headed 99 snakes come and bite you for eternity before the worlds deadliest scorpion comes to string you. But then again why would you wan to turn apostate when you can wed a 6 year old girl. Your religion is deserving of respect, even though islam has put your country back in the dark ages. You have my respect!

  • thedudethatthinks says:

    the music is MUSE – …
    the music is MUSE – MAP OF THE PROBLEMATIQUE .they are so awesome ! i had not noticed before the cannabis leaf on jeffreys family jewels , that is so cool !

  • xeeshanz says:

    im muslim and i …
    im muslim and i dont like this i respect all religion as i respect islam

  • sputnikowns says:

    Ditto’d
    Ditto’d

  • assatashakira says:

    bad, bad, bad …
    bad, bad, bad accent. Which makes it funnier.

  • warren2500 says:

    So the Qu’ran …
    So the Qu’ran really tells people about singularity and about the four forces which bind matter together. For some reason i have a hard time believing in such empty statements.

  • MtlRedAtheist says:

    If God used bong …
    If God used bong water to create life, what a peaceful place this would have been.

  • Palmergedd0n says:

    The intro where you …
    The intro where you zoom in on Geoffrey with Muse on is like totally awesome man.

  • bulbulxp says:

    muse ftw
    muse ftw

  • 1GOD1ALLAH says:

    Now you too are …
    Now you too are going to get web threats from my disciples!
    lolxd
    Nice vid

  • Akatam0t0ma says:

    @theEBKman:

    Why do …
    @theEBKman:

    Why do you brainless Islamo-drones love to assume that anyone who sees your death cult for the genocidal pile of that it is must be a Christian? And since Islam based on Christianity, and would be nothing without Christianity, if Christianity is a “religion of SHIT” and is “based on lies and hypocraisy”, so does Islam. Good job, professor, shooting your own dogma in the foot. That’s pretty much how a religion poisons ones mind. Case in point.

  • STOPShariaLAWnow says:

    I am not a …
    I am not a Christian, I am an agnostic-atheist.

  • theEBKman says:

    take a look at my …
    take a look at my video and u will see the truth behind how the quran proves the Big bang thoery

  • Remonster6x says:

    good islams. lol I …
    good islams. lol I need to use that.

  • theEBKman says:

    wow its sad to see …
    wow its sad to see that you know absouletly nothing about my religion islam…

    you keep making these accusations and i swear ill kill you!
    your religion christianity is a religion of SHIT!

    its based on lies and hypocraisy!
    plz…… dont make yourself look stupid!

  • sinitassu says:

    Funny as shit! I …
    Funny as shit! I love Zeus xD. We need some Norse gods too, they’d be even more manly :D

  • Crucidildo says:

    Keep doing what you …
    Keep doing what you do best, DarkMatter.

  • STOPShariaLAWnow says:

    The power of a …
    The power of a brainwashed, illiterate idiot.
    Go to school little kid, worshiping a pedophile, mass murderer won’t get you far in life.

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